ok, so you're hung like a horse -- then what?

the increasing creativity of spammers never ceases to amaze me. In order to highlight some of their achievements, i thought i would share some of their names and subject lines from my yahoo account:

H*unglikeahorse writes, “collinsheehan, throw it to her from the next room!!”
SoBigItDrags writes, “when you are THIS BIG, they call you TRIPOD”

while these are clever, they are really pushing a form of inconvenience to me. of all the sexual fantasies i’ve had, and we are talking about a considerable amount here, having a tremendous, cumbersome cock has never been one of them. maybe it is the irish in me. i don’t see why one would want to actually tote that around. i mean, it is nothing that a roll of duct tape and some kevlar webbing couldn’t control, but why?

are some men under the impression that women would really dig a guy that would bend her over a chair, then walk twenty paces, turn, and “throw it to her?” any sex where you would need a baby monitor to listen for the auditory cues of your partner sounds like a drag, and, speaking of dragging – the idea of getting carpet burn on my johnson is equally unappealing. tripod though, now that might just be something that comes in handy, say, if you broke your ankle, or as a party gag to see who could lean the furthest. now you’re talking…