5 Names of Things That I Always Thought There Should Be a Name For

This all started with squelcherflange, which my fiancé still won't let me say in her presence, as she has an easy-to-trigger gag reflex. Please feel free to use these whenever possible; many of these wouldn't come up frequently, but both gipe and squm should be part of your daily vernacular...

Squelcherflange

n. Entrails, used only when protruding out the rectum of roadkill.

“My god, did you see the size of the squelcherflange on that raccoon?.” -- anon

Gipe

n. Any unidentifiable substance, deposit, or residue that is a place is shouldn’t be.

“Hold on a sec, you’ve got some gipe in the corner of your mouth.” -- anon

Squm

n. the result of accumulating sweat between your legs – or any other place that there are long durations of skin on skin contact. See also: swaint, swass.

“Remember to Gold Bond whenever possible, nobody likes the smell of squm.” -- anon

Twink {additional definition}

n. A politically correct artist’s rendering of the genitalia of a young boy, similar in shape to half of a miniature Twinkie.

See: Maurice Sendak’s Mickey in the Night Kitchen, or Family Guy episode where Stewie addresses the UN naked.

Hackulty

n. A teacher or instructor who is either; working well after they have stopped caring, or, never good at what they do in the first place.